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Joke of the Day
"obama follow me on twitter"
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"I went to the Middle East with some marijuana... ... and I got stoned! ###AMIRITE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!^imsosorry"
"One does not know true happiness until he gets married But then it's too late... Source: I heard it in a PS2 Raw vs Smackdown game..."
"A magic 8-ball would make better life decisions for me than I do."
"Awesome hanging with yall just real quick can you guys not tag me in the pictures cause a few years ago I accidentally faked my own death"
"If I had a dollar for every time Donald Trump denied something... Then I too would have a small loan of 1 million dollars"
"Why do more men die in car crashes than woman? Because women are at the wheel."
"Who wants to dress up as a battery and make Halloween come early this year? I'll be Halloween."
"your style so sweet your smile so sweet your voice so sweet your eyes so sweet Your whole life so sweet!! In short; you are a sweetheart"
"AC changed bail to basil, and now I'm sitting in jail with some lovely herbs."