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Joke of the Day

"The introduction of Yoga Pants have been found to be the cause of a 0.65 drop in the GPA of Males. I dont have significant data to back this up, But i have some notes from college that show causation."

"Did you hear about that new movie about Hitler? It's called 2fast2furherious."

"Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No."

"""If you're flying with 3 kids, pick the 1 with the highest earning potential & then work your way down with oxygen masks."" -Flight attendant"

"Essex Girl after sex! What does an Essex girl say after having sex? What team do you guys play for?"

"What do you get when you goose a ghost? A handful of sheet."

"Old Mrs. Hubbard, went to her cupboard to fetch her old dog a bone. But when she got there, the cupboard was bare, so he gave her a bone of his own"

"Grooming tip: Cut your toenails every 2 to 24 weeks whether they need it or not."

"Getting caught dating someone underage isn't a big problem. It's a minor problem."

"When I was ten, my family moved to Downers Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them."