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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket? He got off on a technicality"

"What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast? Nobody ever says ""Thank you for your service"" to the latter."

"What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell."

"What is green, and then red? Frogs in a blender."

"Friend: Hey dude, tell me a joke. Me: Pussy. Friend: I don't get it? Me: I know you don't..."

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead."

"Sorry, I'm using all 43 grocery carts. Use a basket."

"What is the definision of mixed feelings? When your wife says that you have the largest in your street."

"I am used but in good condition."

"What do mormons and tweakers have in common? They both ride bikes and are on a mission."