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Joke of the Day

"I grew up thinking my Dad had tourettes.... turns out he just genuinely thought I was a fucking cunt."

"Local video store is offering a chance to win free iPads, so naturally, I reported them as spam."

"What came first the chicken or the egg? actually i came first... inside the chicken."

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off teh cliff? tequila"

"Why do people like r/citrus? It's sublime"

"What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth? A bus full of rednecks"

"I am not a fan of dad jokes. ""Hi, Notafanofdadjokes, I'm Dad."""

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles"

"Quite a few people aren't aware that I studied abroad for a year. Alas, she didn't teach me anything I didn't already know."

"I can finish The Times' crossword in under five minutes but I struggle to eat the whole paper"