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Joke of the Day
"So who is this ""Rorschach"" guy... ...And why does he love drawing pictures of naked men?"
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"Poor Kids One Day, Charles told his father he was going to the Wishing Well. So he flips a penny into a well, makes a wish, and walks home. ""What did you wish for?"", Asks the Father. ""Another Penny"""
"How does Davy Crockett like his pie? Alamo'd"
"Practice makes perfect. But only if you remove the A, the I, a C, add an F and an E and then rearrange the letters."
"How does a Jewish guy make beer? Hebrews it. :)"
"When you get sloppy seconds and get her pregnant. You get a sloppy Joe."
"I've been winning egg hunts since before I was even born."
"How did the geometry teach kill himself? He used a hypote-""noose"""
"I like my women how I like my cake. White, thick, moist, and in my mouth."
"""Honey, I'm pregnant"" ""Hello Pregnant"", he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. ""I'm Dad"""