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Joke of the Day

"I discovered the number one reason OP never delivers. #"

"Just removed my bra, whipped it around my head, and tried to toss it away, but a hook got caught in my hair. Available for bachelor parties."

"What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone? Are you vegan?"

"What one food reduces a woman's sex drive by 90%? Wedding cake."

"What's big, green and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table"

"I've been feeling really dizzy since yesterday I think I need to stop these New Year revolutions."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he didn't want to be spotted"

"I have standards. I'm looking for a woman that 36-24-36. Age, IQ, Body fat %, that is."

"What business is King Kong in? Monkey business."

"What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics !"