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"I discovered the number one reason OP never delivers. #"
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"Two men were talking about their wives The first man says ""My wife is an angel."" The second man says ""You're lucky, mine's still alive."""
"What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take off your boots to jump on a trampoline"
"What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad away."
"How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Poker face."
"Nothing's says I'm guilty of every crime imaginable quite like using your blinker to pull into your driveway..."
"TIL that there are over 1 million battered women in the US. And I've been eating mine plain! Who knew?"
"Two guys walk into a bar The third one ducks."
"When is Iran not Iran? When it's a rock."
"I raise the bar when it comes to lowering standards."