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Joke of the Day

"You'd think this moron wandering around the lot would give up after 10 minutes and push the alarm button to find their car ... But I won't."

"Neurotic Girls... Wear Freudian Slips"

"What do you tell a Hockey player messing up with you... ... Stop pucking around"

"What happens to Germans when they eat too many lemons? They become sour krauts."

"What's the worst way to reply to an ""I Love You"" ?"

"How to Make A Cat Go Woof"

"*erases 1 and writes 0 on the 'days without incident' chart at Earl's Discount Stilts and Ceiling Fans*"

"My older sister constantly and incorrectly uses the word ""ironic"" to describe situations in her life. It's pretty ironic."

"What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows!"

"What's the biggest Jewish conundrum? Free Bacon!"