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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go for the juggler"

"For an ""adult"" bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books"

"I used to think I was smart, a life-long learner. Turns out I'm just confused all the time."

"Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!"

"ME: *to friend* you're dumb as a box of rocks lol BOX OF ROCKS: *putting finishing touches on his astrophysics thesis* dude"

"Why is Iron Man Italian? Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony.."

"Apple watch, loudly: ""It is time for you to poop"" Me: ""A-as I was saying, our investors h-"" Watch, louder: ""It is your optimal poop time"""

"I got kicked out of the library for putting a ""Women's Rights"" book in the the fiction section."

"What do you call an Italian hooker? A pastatute"

"Before going to your partner's parents' house for the 1st time, it's very important to ask ""How much Jesus stuff can I expect to see?"""