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Joke of the Day
"Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!"
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"Would you like me to make you a hot dog? Yes, please. Poof! You're a hot dog!"
"Everyone should know at least how to fish... So everyone needs learn to be a master baiter."
"What's the difference between... a G-Spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball."
"A scotsman walks out of a bar It could happen."
"I WISH I WAS DUMBER SO I DIDNT REALIZE THE SUBTLE HORRORS OF THE UNIVERSE"
"I'd rather the Ring girl pop out of my TV than have the ""Congratulations you have won an iPhone"" voice ever scare the shit out of me again."
"What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to smash with a sledge hammer the others just a fucking watermelon."
"What are the three words women hate to hear during sex? ""Honey, I'm home!"""