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Joke of the Day

"For an ""adult"" bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books"

"I have a great joke about Native Americans But... I'm afraid some people will have some reservations against it."

"Instead of calling them flyover states we should call them comments section."

"Eating a banana faster to try and hide it only makes you look even more gay."

"Life is meaningless and we all die in the end xD"

"Once all serial killers decided to compete for the most kills It was a cut throat competition"

"Goodnight honey. ""Daddy, where do babies come from?"" The stork flies them in. ""Why's it take 9 months?"" Wind resistance. Go to sleep."

"Life Goals Me at 14 - get a girl to like me, figure out how to have sex Me at 34 - get a girl to like me, figure out how to have sex"

"What do you call someone who photographs fish? A school shooter"

"How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital? The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!"