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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Italian hooker? A pastatute"
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"SURGEON: hold on, i just need to YouTube this part of the procedure PHONE: *unskippable ad plays* NURSE: he's dyin SURGEON: ah crap, hold on"
"I'm really bad at making at fences Oops, wrong place for this post"
"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms."
"What religion does a drinking feline believe? Cat-holic"
"What do a Russian pimp call his prostitute? Slobberonmadickyabitch"
"What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract? *No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*"
"Does a basketball player with an extra chromosome... have both ups and downs?"
"How do I like my eggs? Unfertilized, thanks."
"The best way to see if someone is telling the truth is to tie them to a chair and start up the ol chainsaw."