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"What do you call an Italian hooker? A pastatute"
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"Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."
"I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by outrunning the cops."
"My manager at the millinery has a really short temper I mean he gets really angry at the drop of a hat!"
"What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after 3 Ho's"
"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman? Mick Jagger says ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"" A Scottsman says ""Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"""
"*sees a racoon in the neighbor's trash* I won't say anything if you don't. *continues rummaging*"
"What did the hat say to the other hat? You stay here. I'll go on a head."
"I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said: ""You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com."""
"What do you use to cut the ocean? A seasaw"