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Joke of the Day
"I used to think I was smart, a life-long learner. Turns out I'm just confused all the time."
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"Apple are finally allowing porn on the itunes store now there's a fap for that"
"SON: what ya reading? DAD: a huge book on podiatry SON: how long is it? DAD: it's about a foot"
"Ghost hunters use special cameras made specifically for taking soulfies."
"What did the magician say to the aerial student? I work on a different plane"
"Friday night. Sitting in a bar. As the designated driver. NO, I'M NOT BITTER. I'M PUNCHING YOU IN THE FACE OUT OF A SENSE OF WONDER."
"What type of shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans."
"How do you know the guy sucking your dick is gay? He's holding it with his pinky in the air."
"Ugh don't you hate it when you accidentally leave the volume up on your phone & the next stall hears the *click* when you snapchat your turd"
"50 mph winds here and I looked out the window and saw a package of Oreos fly by my house. At this rate, I will never have to leave for food."