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Joke of the Day

"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies!"

"Just googled ""sensible cars"" if anyone wants to share an applesauce cup with me at the retirement home."

"I hate it when gross couples tell you they're trying for a baby and you have to picture them fucking for a second."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Knock Knock. ""Who's there?"" The chicken."

"I get my guns from a guy named T-Rex... He's a small arms dealer"

"What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Stephen King? OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction."

"How do crows know what time is it? They have the knights watch ."

"A 6-month wait when filing for divorce, but only a 15-day wait when buying a gun. I think the solution for relationship problems is clear."

"Saw a new machine at the gym, but could only use it for 20mins before it made me sick It was great... it had M&M's, Skittles, you name it!"

"Make the little things count Teach math to midgets"