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Joke of the Day

"POP RACIST MATH PROBLEM QUIZ! Jamal has $600 rims on his car. He's traveling at 45 mph. How many children does Jamal have? show your work."

"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheel chair."

"What is the difference between racism and the Chinese? Racism has many faces."

"Did you hear that Bjork covered a Lady Gaga song? It's called ""Bjorn This Way""."

"What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month? The Imperial March."

"Sometimes I wonder if the ghost in my house thinks he's being haunted by some angry, naked, drunk guy."

"An electron tried getting into a Nucleus ""Sorry, you wrong sub""."

"Why did the skeleton not attend prom? He had no body to go with."

"What do you call a pirate with no friends? Ginger Beard"

"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was."