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Joke of the Day

"POP RACIST MATH PROBLEM QUIZ! Jamal has $600 rims on his car. He's traveling at 45 mph. How many children does Jamal have? show your work."

"What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick? Asking for my two year old."

"The comment threads on YouTube are the trailer parks of the Internet."

"Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"

"Why did the guy not draw a circle? Because there was no point."

"I like to ask girls if they wanna take a shower with me then hand them a ski mask and drive to Lowe's."

"I wish the mailman would come to my house at the same time as the garbage man so he could give my mail directly to him."

"How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch? Don't worry, they will tell you."

"Pot is a gateway drug. But the gateway is cluttered with gallons of ice cream & stacks of pizza, so it's hard to pass through."

"How many people in America do you think I can trick into believing that Brexit is the name of one of Sarah Palin's kids?"