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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between racism and the Chinese? Racism has many faces."

"Remember when people uses Chuck Norris jokes? They all died because of unknown source :)"

"Nowadays, French fries are made from potatoes. What did they used to be made from before the 1960s? Potatoes"

"""Honey?! What did you feed him? His poop is huge ... and green!"" [the first of many struggles that Bruce Banner's parents faced]"

"Oh, you thought my hair twirling was flirting? Actually, it was just me checking for split ends because you were boring the shit out of me."

"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three: one to hold the bulb, and two to spin the first one around."

"Highway Driving 101: Left Lane: People in a hurry, People who can drive. Right Lane: Elderly People, Asians, Women, Dogs, Infants."

"Blacks the best colour to wear to a funeral isn't it? Just thinking which rollerblades to wear."

"[At Neiman Marcus] *looks at sales clerk* *holds up a Prada and a Burberry briefcase* I don't know...which one will hold more chicken nuggets?"

"ME: my son ran away COP: we won't rest until we find him ME: [swiping LEGO aside with both feet] no rush"