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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I wonder if the ghost in my house thinks he's being haunted by some angry, naked, drunk guy."

"Was just told to take my labor day decorations down. I guess a giant inflatable woman giving birth in your front yard is tacky or something."

"For her birthday, my wife asked for something that went from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds... I got her a scale."

"What was the geologists' favorite Musical genere? rock"

"What do you call it when Charlie Sheen's brother has sex with him? Emilio Incestevez"

"And on the sixth day, God created man first so that he could enjoy a few minutes on Earth without saying the wrong thing to a woman."

"/r/jokes in a nutshell... Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine? It was selling coke."

"How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled' then smothered in onions"

"How many German does it take to take down a plane? One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it."

"What do you call a blue-eyed blonde that doesn't eat meat? A vegetaryan"