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Joke of the Day
"What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month? The Imperial March."
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"Just came up with.. Q: How do pirates like their jigsaws? A: In pieces of eight."
"Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors? So they can see the battle."
"What is it called when a Jewish woman ovulates? An Eggsodus."
"Are all black people uncircumcised... Since they cum from the hood?"
"They say that the best airing time is 20:00... ...but I think 19:59 is the real prime time."
"You should never bully fat people.... They have enough on their plates"
"What does an astronaut say when he's sorry? All my Apollo-gies."
"What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink? Cosmos."
"What do you call a white athlete who wins a sprint vs black athletes? A racist. :) xxx"