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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that Bjork covered a Lady Gaga song? It's called ""Bjorn This Way""."

"So the other day I tried to bring 2 dead raccoons on an airplane... but the lady at the desk told me a second carrion costs extra."

"2 eggs were on a frying pan One of them says: ""Gee, it's really hot in here!"" The other egg says: ""HOLY CRAP, A TALKING EGG!"""

"I bought a new thesaurus It's nothing to write house about"

"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? To prevent Hispanic attacks"

"Women love to cook Because they get to continuously change something until it's exactly what they want"

"Started to travel back in time to kill Hitler, but then I decided to be more efficient and went back and shot Adam and Eve instead."

"What does a woman say after three consecutive orgasms? You mean you don't know?"

"What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke? Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window"

"Did you hear the one about the sexually promiscuous citrus fruit? He got lemon aids."