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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that Bjork covered a Lady Gaga song? It's called ""Bjorn This Way""."
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"How do you get a fly out of the kitchen? Shit in the living room"
"Two muffins are in the oven... One muffin says ""Man, it's hot in here!"" the other muffin yells ""OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"""
"How do you assemble a computer? Bit by bit."
"What was Tigger doing in the toilet? Looking for Pooh"
"What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam? A few degrees."
"What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman? One is a super hero and the other is a command. *I'll show myself out...*"
"Parent Tip: don't tell your child ""I'm waiting, I can wait all day if I have to"" unless you've actually cleared your schedule for the day."
"Batman's new movie costume has a clock on the utility belt... Personally, I think it's a waist of time."
"IT:have you deleted your cookies? Me:yea the chocolate ones. There may be some raisin ones left IT:is there somebody else I could talk to?"