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Joke of the Day
"Why did the skeleton not attend prom? He had no body to go with."
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"French pastry bakers are scary They give me the crepes."
"Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. -trying to put on my distressed denim jeans"
"True Story: A guy at the supermarket walked up to me today and asked me if I was on twitter. I said no. If you're reading this, I lied."
"This 'Planking' craze has really taken off... The old man who lives next door to me has been lying face-down in his back yard for three days now."
"""I'm soooo tired!"" [lays down in bed] ""I'm soooo comfortable!"" Bladder: Sup bro"
"Why women mature faster than men? Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old."
"I finally got some me time away from the kids. Two whole hours. It would've been longer but my legs went numb crouching behind the dryer."
"I used to hate my job moving air around... But now I'm a big fan."
"My penis refused to give me any jism... Finally, I just had to beat it out of him."