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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pirate with no friends? Ginger Beard"

"I'm eating this banana sideways so my husband doesn't get the wrong idea."

"What's the difference between a honda and a Porsche? Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Honda"

"Two fish are in a tank. . . One turns to the other and asks **""How do you drive this thing?""**"

"What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending? He grabs a hoe."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? R, but his first love was the C."

"*races to airport *hurdles though security *sees her at boarding gate *shouts her name *romantic music swells I RAN OVER YOUR CAT"

"Did you know the person who created Knock Knock jokes won a nobel peace prize?"

"What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None because feminists can't change anything..."