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Joke of the Day

"An electron tried getting into a Nucleus ""Sorry, you wrong sub""."

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop...? Dr Dre"

"If Trump replaces Obama... Orange really will be the new black."

"A good old Dubya joke Why does Larua always have to be on top when she and Dubya have sex? Becuase all he can do is fuck up."

"I used to so drugs in the 90s but now I usually turn the AC on"

"Whats the worst part about having a lesbian for a roommate? They eat all the tuna!!!"

"A Doctor gives his patient the bad news that he only has a week to live... Patient - ""No, I don't accept that! I'd like an alternative fact please"" Doctor - ""Money-wise, you are now set for life"""

"If you don't send the person you're stalking a nude photo of yourself, then you're not taking that relationship serious enough!"

"I don't care how funny you are, if I don't like you, I won't laugh."

"If I had a dollar for every time Hillary said ""making the economy work for everyone, not just those at the top""... ...the economy would work for me."