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Joke of the Day

"Wife's been away since thursday, we ran out of spaghetti-o's on friday, ate the dog yesterday, burned photo albums for heat today, pls help"

"Santa goes to... Santa goes to your house, goes down your chimney, and watches you while you're asleep... And everyone adores him... I do it one time..."

"I would post a Casey Anthony joke... But my mom would kill me."

"hear about the guy who got an Indian tattooed on his arm his arm stopped working"

"Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman? He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League."

"How do we know that Batman is black? He can't go anywhere without Robin'"

"Dear K"", Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, Got nothing to say."

"Why do men finish first during sex? Because Adam came before Eve!"

"So, if you get pregnant in Vegas, does the baby have to stay there?"

"one of these days, johnny depp's scarves are going to rise up and destroy him"