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Joke of the Day

"Why do men finish first during sex? Because Adam came before Eve!"

"What did the cow say about the beef industry? I've got some steak in it."

"I heard they were going to fine bad drivers $100 on the spot. That's bit sexist, isn't it?"

"The real reason women will never be the ones to propose: As soon as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping his pants."

"Say you're being attacked by a circus mob. What's the best strategy? Go for the juggler."

"The Greek dilemma: If you are swimming in a sea of shit and someone throws a turd at you, do you duck?"

"How do you get your girlfriend to stop giving you blowjobs? You marry her."

"""Happy Monday,"" said the Facebook status of the girl with no grasp of reality."

"I used to be afraid of flying in planes But nowadays I insist on one."

"As told to me by my 7 YO son this morning... Him: What's a pirates favorite letter? Me: ARRRGH! Him: You would think it would be ARRRGH but my first love be the ""C""!"