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Joke of the Day

"How do we know that Batman is black? He can't go anywhere without Robin'"

"Trust is knowing you never have to look through their phone."

"What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles? Hey, pho queue, dude"

"What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff? Legendary"

"The Dirty Dancing lift, except I'm throwing her off a cliff."

"What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state? One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states. ^badump ^tssss"

"Do you want to hear a joke about pussies? You probably won't get it."

"I told myself after high school I wasn't going to smoke any more weed. I haven't smoked any less either."

"Art thief. Did you hear about the discerning art thief who burgled the Impressionist exhibit? He was in it for the Monet."

"I have the body of a 25 year-old Supermodel Not sure what to do with it in my basement"