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Joke of the Day
"So, if you get pregnant in Vegas, does the baby have to stay there?"
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"What's a mexicans favorite game? Cross country."
"What kind of jokes do filipinos make? Punny ones"
"I just got laid. But don't worry, I was totally thinking about you guys the whole time."
"A man walks into a zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shih Tzu."
"[OFFENSIVE] How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw... (Heard this one the other day from a friend, and thought I might share it here. :P)"
"Scariest thing ever: when a kid sings a nursery rhyme really slow."
"I thought I'd lose tons more weight if I drank extra glasses of water every day, but I guess I was just diluting myself."
"What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common? They both fight against Tartars."
"The Game You just lost."