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Joke of the Day

"Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman? He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League."

"Jesus loves you, but Zeus thinks you're stupid."

"Knock knock. Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!"

"Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone"

"Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve bacteria here."" And the bacteria says, *""But we work here. We're staph.""*"

"What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican? E.T. learned English and went home."

"Before I die, I'm putting fake treasure maps behind all my picture frames. My grand children will be so pwned."

"How about instead of me calling you to let you know that I landed safely, you just watch the news?"

"How many times can you watch the Godfather movies before you're bored? More than a Coppola times....Solozzo times I guess..don't be a Fredo gettin' addicted to it.... It's Kay :)"

"My penis tingles when I'm in danger. Wait, nevermind; she said danger was her middle name."