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Joke of the Day

"How are the Twin Towers and Gender Similar? There used to be two, now it's offensive to talk about."

"So i was making a software to help people to stop procrastinating and never finished it."

"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess' on it ... So I said, ""implants?"""

"Q: What is the clumsiest bee? A: A bumbling bee."

"Q: Have you seen the tree's new car? A: It's a two cedar."

"Apparently being poor is genetic, my son loves bologna and thinks pants are optional."

"Why don't we let Google Chrome drive? Because it crashes all the time. *Disclaimer - shameless chrome user*"

"Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world There is an idiot pulling a door that says ""Push"""

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's R but his first love will always be the C."

"I met up with my internet friend yesterday. We were both disappointed when we realised we were both middle aged men, and not 10-year-old girls."