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"I would post a Casey Anthony joke... But my mom would kill me."
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"A man goes to the doctor... ...to seek treatment for both premature ejaculation and diarrhea. The doctor simply shrugs and says ""Easy come, easy go."""
"What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common? You guessed it: we're all white."
"Jesus: Listen guys, why has someone written 'nail appointment' in my diary? Judas: No idea, J. No idea."
"""What do we want?"" ""AIRPLANE NOISES!"" ""When do we want them?"" ""NEEEEOOOWWWWW"" I'm very sorry"
"Why aren't cars made out of wood? Because they wooden go."
"What do a baby and a martini have in common? I prefer both of them shaken"
"What is a cow's favorite Bob Seger song? Night moooves. Sorry..."
"What is a feminists least favourite subject at school? Triggernometry."
"Why don't they play poker in Africa? Too many cheetahs"