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Joke of the Day

"Santa goes to... Santa goes to your house, goes down your chimney, and watches you while you're asleep... And everyone adores him... I do it one time..."

"So back in Gr.8 Science, class reading of a chapter in biology... The dyslexic girl had issues talking about the growth and creation of orgasms."

"Ok No Loitering sign, let's get one thing straight: the type of people who loiter are not the type of people who know what loitering means."

"Hay gurl are you a gorilla enclosure? Cause' I wanna drop a kid in you."

"A girl and a csgo map Baby, if you were a CS:GO map you would be de_stroyed."

"ur mama is sooo fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out."

"How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor."

"I think I am going to buy a whiteboard.... They're simply remarkable."

"Just thought of way to discourage teenage smoking. Instead of saying ""Cancer"" on boxes replace it with the word ""Acne""."

"It's adorable how I write ""beer"" on my shopping list like I'd somehow forget."