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Joke of the Day

"Dear K"", Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, Got nothing to say."

"Hand 2 toddlers a poisoned cookie and tell them not to eat it, then leave for a day. Some would call that stupid. The Bible calls it Genesis"

"Facebook people don't like Twitter because they need picture illustrations to understand the joke."

"5: Daddy, can we go get ice cream? Me: I don't see why not. 5: Mommy said I couldn't. M: Hey, there's the why not."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee *before* it was cool."

"Fidel Castro is dead Looks like Keith Richards and the Queen of England are moving on to the finals."

"[Programming Joke] What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI? Text.GetRect()"

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!"

"Curveball What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn? . . . . Decaf coffee."

"My girlfriend's new tattoo My girlfriend has a tattoo of seashell on the inside of her leg. When you put your ear on it, you can smell the sea!"