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Joke of the Day

"*Husband using Ouija board after I've died* Please answer me *arrow moves* ""It's on the top shelf. Right there. RIGHT THERE! Use your eyes!"""

"Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner? 28"

"You threw. Our tea. In the harbour. And then you changed the spelling of harbour. We do not. Forget."

"Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground? It didn't have any pickups"

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? I'm sure no one will get this! It can't be a re-post. I checked."

"I remember one time when I was high... I asked a cat if it could talk. It replied Me? How?"

"What does Sonic say on Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"""

"The Jews may be the ""Chosen People""... ... But the Muslims are the ""Randomly Selected""."

"You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list."

"I got a new car for my wife! It was a great trade!"