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Joke of the Day

"The Jews may be the ""Chosen People""... ... But the Muslims are the ""Randomly Selected""."

"What is Winrar's Favorite pickup line? I can Unzip it for you."

"First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions 25 elephants and 10 hippos how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round."

"The good news is it wasn't a bug. The bad news is I beat the crap out of a black bean on the floor with my shoe."

"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I actually care when my computer crashes."

"What has four legs and a cunt halfway up its back? A police horse"

"What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day? Tree O'clock!"

"Friends with an ex? I don't even want to be friends with my friends."

"If the pen is mightier than the sword... ... Then why do actions speak louder than words?"

"""This is all your fault!"" -Billionaire showing son his deed for all the land along the San Andreas Fault"