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Joke of the Day

"Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner? 28"

"Sure Hillary sucks... ...Just not as much as Monica."

"I was going to post a really cheesy pun but there was just no whey."

"I'm holding a party for people who can never reach orgasm If you can't come let me know."

"We trace hands to make turkeys. Quite a handy technique."

"Cops are kinda weird, asking stupid questions. 'Do you know why I pulled you over?' Cause I have weed in the glove compartment?"

"Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication."

"I'm okay with most drugs... But cocaine is where a draw the line."

"I'm a female historian who specializes in war atrocities, check out my blog ""The War Atrocity Babe"""

"Roses are red....violets are blue I'm using my hand... But I'm thinking of you."