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Joke of the Day

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? I'm sure no one will get this! It can't be a re-post. I checked."

"I can't seem to convince these dogs & cats that I don't need their assistance in the bathroom."

"What do you and 1 ply toilet paper have in common? You BOTH eat *da*-booty!"

"I had some extra money laying around I was going to invest in quick sand... ...but the deal fell through."

"Want to get noticed? Go jogging without moving your arms."

"What's the smartest muscle in the human body? The anal sphincter; it can differentiate solid, liquid, and gas."

"Did you hear about the guy who accidentally took a ride on a dolphin? He's not sure if he did it on porpoise."

"What do I want to do to your body? I don't know. Identify it, I guess."

"A Dark Joke What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food? Not everyone gets it"

"Q: Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon? A: He wanted to see stars during the day."