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Joke of the Day
"What does Sonic say on Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"""
Next Joke
"what's the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years the job still sucks."
"How do astronomers organize a party? They planet"
"What kind of birds do girls like? My-cawk!"
"Yo mama's so fat... That she was dropped on Hiroshima."
"Why are most runners single? At best they're ASICS."
"When a cashier asks me if I found everything I was looking for, I take their hand, look deeply into their eyes and say, ""I have now."""
"Financial Tip: When laundering money, always separate the bills from the coins and use the delicate cycle with a gentle detergent."
"what would happen if all the rattatas died? They would be eraticated"
"What music do dyslexic programmers listen to? Run/CMD"