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Joke of the Day
"You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list."
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"Bill Cosby and Ben Roethlisberger walk into a bar... I don't remember what happened next."
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"One time, I considered becoming a gynecologist... ...but then I heard I'd be dealing with twats every day."
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"Damn girl, are you a haunted house? Because I'm scared to come inside you."
"What's a comedian's favorite candy? Laffy Taffy."