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Joke of the Day
"I got a new car for my wife! It was a great trade!"
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"How will Hillary Clinton keep the economy up? She won't, a secretary will."
"*looks up from pestle and mortar ""Powdering this baby is HARD!"""
"I only enter names and numbers into my contacts so I can see who I'm ignoring when they call."
"They said she was a cat lady but when I threw her off a small building she didn't land on her feet and now I'm in jail for murder."
"Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)"
"What do you call a Skydiving criminal Condescending"
"If you have a shitty job, you probably shouldn't lick your fingers at lunch time."
"Writing ""Omg you guys are still friends after what she said about you???"" on every group photo of girls I see on Instagram"
"What do Donald Trump and the NSFW tag have in common? They're both excellent clickbait."