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Joke of the Day
"I remember one time when I was high... I asked a cat if it could talk. It replied Me? How?"
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"i would like to join whatever weight loss program my wallet is on because its working wonders"
"What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common? They both say insert Bill"
"I like you but not save your life before a dog's life like you."
"How do u call a Boomerang that doesnt come back ? a Stick"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Korea's missiles can't reach that far."
"What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost"
"To the people that put their Twitter link in their own Twitter profile: Thank you. I would have never found you otherwise."
"Turns out HR doesn't care if it's national underwear day, you have to wear pants to work."
"Calling your girlfriend Dumbledore.. ..cause she's the real head master"