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Joke of the Day

"Please may I have a new bum? Mines got a crack in it"

"looney toons fans: ah, good... once again elmer has failed to put food on the table... he won't survive the winter. this is truly hilarious"

"What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? elephino. (Hell if I know)"

"Words can't hurt you ...unless they're ""Bet you can do that."""

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!"

"Happy 15th bday, Internet Explorer! We baked you a cake. What's that funny taste? Definitely not poison. Have another slice!"

"Why does Kylo Ren have no friends? Because his whole life he's Ben Solo"

"My dad got fired recently for sleeping on the job. He didn't like being a pilot that much anyway."

"Who was the first striker? Jesus. He went for the cross"

"To weigh 50 kilos and say that you're fat, that is so female..."