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Joke of the Day
"Words can't hurt you ...unless they're ""Bet you can do that."""
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"How do you get a bass player off of your porch? You pay for your pizza."
"At an outdoorsy store a hunter asks an employee why anyone would want to buy camo longjohns The employee promptly replies, ""They'll never see you coming!"""
"I like to bring bags of winter clothes into strip clubs and tell them to cover up. Then yell how they're embarrassing the family."
"see inside funny how a subreddit devoted to jokes could have the least funny april fools gag"
"I'm not racist, but... >[deleted]"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They just arrest the entire room for being dark."
"Am I the only one who's concerned about the fact that we haven't heard SHIT from Wyoming in like nine years?"
"It's hard to find and ginger colored shoes. Probably because they haven't got any soles"
"Me: Cleaning the basement. 12yo boy: Let me know if u need help. 13yo girl: Let me know when you're done. Yep...throwing out HER crap."