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Joke of the Day
"My dad got fired recently for sleeping on the job. He didn't like being a pilot that much anyway."
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"A Monk went into a shoe store... He was doing some Sole Searching."
"Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children."
"Ke$ha is what would happen if a garbage can came to life."
"What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as? A completely rational fear."
"Yo mama is so fat...that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure"
"""Your resume has MPGMA listed under hobbies. What exactly is that?"" Making people guess the meaning of acronyms."
"I'll take a Friday the 13th over a Monday the 13th every single time."
"Father walks in son's room and catches him masturbating........ Father says, ""Son if you don't stop that you'll go blind."" Son responds, ""Dad, I am over here."""
"What do your mom and Jesus have in common? They both got nailed"