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Joke of the Day
"My mother doesn't believe the dough will rise in the oven. She'll believe when she sees the proof."
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"There's a spider on my calculator. Must be an arachnerd."
"Q: What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens? A: Oh-lay!"
"Just did some crunches while hugging my cat Just trying to get purrfect abs"
"""The ancients would grind the nougat plant with stones, adding cacao nibs as they worked."" Satisfied, Paleo Dad accepts the 3 Musketeers."
"I put the STD in ""STUD"" ... all I need is ""U"""
"""Relax. It's not a competition."" ""Right. That's what I say."" ""But I said it first."""
"I'm a shy person with low self-esteem, but I'll tell you a great joke ..if you promise not to laugh."
"Considering the yr Jesus is said to have been born, I question those who give him the wheel or make him their copilot."
"I was out of town and I asked for directions, but the guy just mooned me. I thought he was a bit cheeky."