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Joke of the Day
"My mother doesn't believe the dough will rise in the oven. She'll believe when she sees the proof."
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"It's saying something when you marry Charles Manson and you look like the crazy one."
"How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say ""who's special?"""
"I like my women how I like my coffee I don't like coffee."
"What do you call a laxative candy on a stick, being eaten by Shirley Temple? The good shit lollipop."
"(I rest my foot on a woman's purse as she's walking down the street) hey how's it going"
"I know someone that was frozen to absolute zero once. He was 0K."
"What is DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11 Because it has another 1"
"Woman of my dreams My wife asked this morning, ""How come you don't wake up with an erection?"" I replied, ""Because you're the woman of my dreams."""
"5-year-old: Why don't we say Grace? Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry?"