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"To weigh 50 kilos and say that you're fat, that is so female..."
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"""Describe yourself in three words"" ""Lazy"""
"Your brain has two sides: left and right. Your left brain has nothing right. Your right brain has nothing left."
"Music star Kenny Rogers announced his retirement yesterday. In other news, Kenny Rogers is still alive, apparently."
"What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1"
"what did the zero say to the eight? nice belt"
"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb Trick question, feminists can't change anything"
"My wife has just given birth for the first time.... I don't know who I feel more sorry for, my son for being ginger or my wife for having to bring him up on her own."
"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza place and says 'Make me one with everything'."
"Two TV antennas got married last weekend. The wedding was nothing special, but the reception was excellent."