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Joke of the Day

"Why does Kylo Ren have no friends? Because his whole life he's Ben Solo"

"What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance? A Psy-borg."

"[NSFW] What do male pornstars and miners have in common? They both specialise in drilling 'ores."

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? ""Aye matey!"""

"Two Scottish cows in a field, what one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf."

"I can't tell if the vegans upstairs are having sex or are finally eating a steak."

"Heard that the Lord Of The Rings author had a bit of a stammer. I tried to get his attention this one time and he said, ""Jay, are are you Tolkein to me?"""

"My friend told his girlfriend that he wants lots of children It's pretty messed up how excited she got about dating a pedophile."

"Doctor: ""You have a hip injury."" Me: ""I am very trendy."""

"""Why can't I just eat the wax?"" ~me, when I can't open the cheese"