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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? elephino. (Hell if I know)"
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"I figured out why prostitutes always look tired and haggard. Their job is a lot of fucking work."
"Whenever people are like ""We need to restore traditional values to this country"" I assume they mean slavery and burning witches at the stake"
"Steve Jobs What do cancer cells do when they get bored? they get jobs"
"Why is it that when kids touch themselves, it's ""perfectly natural""... but when I do it, I'm a ""pedophile""?"
"How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend? Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?"
"What do you call a phobia of chainsaws? Common sense"
"How did Camelot get its name? Guinevere liked to hump a lot."
"After an attempted mugging, I started to carry a gun around with me Now my muggings are more successful."
"What do you call a woman with a very round head? Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken"