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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? elephino. (Hell if I know)"

"My friend always wanted to work in animation, but never got past the interview He just couldn't understand the difference between a professional ""colorist"" and a professional ""racist"""

"How many guys in the friend zone does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just stand around and compliment it and get pissed off when it doesn't screw."

"Do 90-year-old men wear boxers or briefs? Depends."

"How much hummus did the anorexic girl order? A tahini bit."

"Kanye West says he's the Michael Jordan of music. If he's talking about the time when Michael Jordan was playing baseball, I totally agree."

"HIPSTER BOOTY CALL... BEER Can I buy you an ironically lowbrow beer?"

"What's the difference between a troll and a goblin? I never come home to find my wife troll up some guys nuts!"

"How do you get a Jewish Girl's number? You roll up herr sleeve."

"I dropped my phone in the toilet It's ringing wet!"