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Joke of the Day
"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!"
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"Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos? Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night."
"Experts say caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad you, sugar is bad for you... But don't worry, worrying is also bad for you too."
"What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !"
"Man was rushed to ER after putting 4 plastic horses up his ass... After being treated, doctor described his state as stable"
"Just learned how to masturbate. It comes in handy."
"Don't iron your four leaf clovers You don't want to press your luck."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Ground up and in the freezer"
"What does a Mathematician say when he eats too much pie? (-1/64)"
"I just swapped our bed for a trampoline My wife hit the roof!"