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Joke of the Day

"What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat? Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!"

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: You love me? Cop: Me: Cop: Me: Is it because I'm driving a lawnmower? Cop: Yes. Me: *floors it*"

"Now that Scalia, the bullfrog of SCOTUS, has passed away... Can we say he finally croaked?"

"Guys, don't worry, the glass ceiling already broke 78 years ago! It was called Kristallnacht."

"Damn girl, are you alcohol? Because I've had too much of you and I'm going to throw up."

"What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love? Yeah you like that you dirty pore?"

"What's Dracula's favorite beer? Bloodweiser"

"So, I was at work the other day and... My manager asked, ""How good are you at PowerPoint?"" I said, ""I Excel at it."" He replied, ""Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"" I was like, ""Word."""

"Jesus: *resurrected* Mary Magdalene: I have a boyfriend."

"What is the painless frequency? 0 Hz"