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Joke of the Day
"This post has nothing to do with elephants. It's irrelephant."
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"[Phone rings] Babysitter: Hello? Dude: Dont. Go. Upstairs. Babysitter: Wha.. What's upstairs? Dude: NOT MUCH, STAIRS, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU"
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"Sorry I booped your nose during your meltdown .."
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