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Joke of the Day

"Now that Scalia, the bullfrog of SCOTUS, has passed away... Can we say he finally croaked?"

"Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans? because Americans are the most hated people in the world now."

"[Old joke alert] Why are dwarfs so depressed? Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy."

"If laughter is the best medicine, then most facebook status updates are Herpes, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis and Syphilis all rolled into one."

"Legend has it the ""M"" in MTV once stood for music."

"69% of people... ...find something dirty in every sentence."

"The chameleon couldn't change colors when the time was right... I guess he had a reptile dysfunction."

"If I poured phenolphthalein on you it would turn pink. Because you a basic bitch."

"Whats long and black? the unemployed line."

"What do they call spiders in the Middle East? Iraqnids"