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Joke of the Day
"Jesus: *resurrected* Mary Magdalene: I have a boyfriend."
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"I only had one beer Cupcake Can i call you Cupcake? No?? Okay, I only had one beer Officer."
"If you're ever on death row, request Denny's for your last meal so you can live an extra year waiting on your order."
"There's an old Irish saying: ""I'm Irish."""
"How do you get a bass player off of your porch? You pay for your pizza."
"Ice, ice, baby. Ice, ice, baby. - Me taking inventory at the cryogenic infant storage facility."
"Australians have the strongers forearms... since due to their geographical location they have to walk on their hands."
"What do sex, Mexican food, and pizza have in common? They're all easy to do decent but hard to do great."
"One day, someone will call me sir without adding ""I think we're going to have to ask you to leave."""
"What do you call a people who serve in Thailand? Thai Fighters"